I've been on this kick lately...Here's the Top 15 from the man that has no name, other than, The Most Interesting Man in the World.....
1. He is the life of the party, he's never attended.
2. If he were to punch you in the face, you'd have to fight the urge to thank him.
3. Sharks have a week dedicated to him.
4. Police often question him, just because they find him interesting
5. His blood smells like cologne
6. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there
7. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards
8. He speaks fluent French, in Russian
9. His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it
10. His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder
11. His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe
12. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
13. He once ran a marathon backwards, just to see what second place looked like
14. He is always on time... Yet somehow arrives fashionably late
15. Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact
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