These have got to be the most ridiculous statements
we've ever heard here at Dory Beach, but we fucking LOVE IT!!
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| Apparently, he's just livin' the dream!! |
"everyone just lies down next to their ugly wives with their ugly kids and looks at me and says I don't get it"
“im a fucking f-16 bro and i will DESTROY YOU “
I don't have time for you clowns and trolls. I'm dropping napalm here, go back to your fat wives and ugly children. I'm too busy winning. Deal with it, losers.
"The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning."
"Well I can't use the word 'sober' cause that is their word"
"One of my favorites poets is Eminem. Inspiring me to stay violent."
"People say you got to get rid of your resentments. No, I'm going to hang on to them and they're going to fuel my attack."
"I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy."
"don't be special, be one of them... well I am special and I will never will be one of you"
"I have a disease? Bullshit I cured it myself, go touch yourself and ill fly around the world with 2 smokin hotties"
"if you try to hurt my family I will murder you violently"
"Gonna hang out with these two smooooooookin hotties and travel the world. Might be lonely up here but I enjoy the view Alex."
"I wanted to watch Jaws in the ocean of the middle of the night to relive the fear"
"this is me not on drugs bro"
"Scientology is the cult of the martian idiot.... I think its just like a huge joke with no punchline"
"i dont sleep, i wait."
"Don't go [to AA], losers!"
im rollin out magic bro
"Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your frickin arms"
"Im just giving them what they want, but Im not sure they can handle it.. PUSSIES!!"
"Who have you ever described as a tarot card?! ME."
"I'll take a bullet for you And I'll watch it bounce off as I finish my ham sandwich."
"I have tiger blood, and Adonis DNA, and I will make them weep as they watch it."
“im a fucking f-16 bro and i will DESTROY YOU “
I don't have time for you clowns and trolls. I'm dropping napalm here, go back to your fat wives and ugly children. I'm too busy winning. Deal with it, losers.
"The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning."
"Well I can't use the word 'sober' cause that is their word"
"One of my favorites poets is Eminem. Inspiring me to stay violent."
"People say you got to get rid of your resentments. No, I'm going to hang on to them and they're going to fuel my attack."
"I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy."
"don't be special, be one of them... well I am special and I will never will be one of you"
"I have a disease? Bullshit I cured it myself, go touch yourself and ill fly around the world with 2 smokin hotties"
"if you try to hurt my family I will murder you violently"
"Gonna hang out with these two smooooooookin hotties and travel the world. Might be lonely up here but I enjoy the view Alex."
"I wanted to watch Jaws in the ocean of the middle of the night to relive the fear"
"this is me not on drugs bro"
"Scientology is the cult of the martian idiot.... I think its just like a huge joke with no punchline"
"i dont sleep, i wait."
"Don't go [to AA], losers!"
im rollin out magic bro
"Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your frickin arms"
"Im just giving them what they want, but Im not sure they can handle it.. PUSSIES!!"
"Who have you ever described as a tarot card?! ME."
"I'll take a bullet for you And I'll watch it bounce off as I finish my ham sandwich."
"I have tiger blood, and Adonis DNA, and I will make them weep as they watch it."
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